So yesterday I went to the sea, with Stacey and Bernie. Clacton on sea. To the pier, to play some games.
on the 2p machines I won some key rings and a plastic elephant, he is now my Clacton elephant.
it was really nice, i had great food (REAL fish and chips, and a WHIPPY WITH A FLAKE. BE JEALOUS) and generally had a really good time, we fed our chips to little birds, and I yelled at a couple pigeons.
It was a nice, relaxing day. Until we headed home. Or at least... tried to.

We got lost on the country roads, we were trying to find Hadleigh, but for some reason couldn't. We got TO the sea fine, but going back was just beyond us. We ended up in a place called Dedham twice. How? I have no idea, a vortex or something must have opened up! And then we found Boxted, the GHOST TOWN i dubbed it, because it didn't exist on our map! hahah

We passed lik 12 churches called St. Mary's, and I asked why she got all of the churches, why not any of the other saints? and Stace replied with "Mary was a greedy cow!" I replied with "New church? DIBS! DIBS! IT'S MINE. MARY'S!"

"But Mary! You get ALL the churches? What about St Jude? Doesn't he deserve one?"

"NO! I CALLED IT!"

You know me, blasphemous as always. So we continued to make Mary jokes, we passed a town called St Mary's something, and made jokes about how now she has a WHOLE TOWN.

It was too funny, bernie was navigating, and stacey was turning the wrong way, the complete opposite way we wanted to go, we ended up on the same stretch of hi way that we took to get TO the sea, instead of where we wanted to go... which was AWAY from the sea.

Finally, we find Hadleigh, where after all of that we HAD to stop for a pint. I love that about england, if you order alcohol early in the afternoon, no one looks at you funny.

Anywho, that was my day yesterday. =]